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[Osprey]

Driving down an A road at 60, THUD, total whiteout.  TB’s Giant Super Mega Albatross has struck again! 

It took quite a while for the wipers to clear enough to see out at all – if I’d been overtaking I’d likely be a deedyin. 

Pulled into the next layby for a better cleanup job and saw that the first impact had actually been on the bonnet.  Is spread out in a V shape 2 feet wide and covered the entire driver’s side of the screen.  If they've already got the technology for bouncing bombs, will it be air blasts next?

Anyway, are albatrosses really that big?  I reckon it must be martians! 
 

[Dishevelled Den]

The old saying - 'better out than in' - must apply across the species devide all the same.

[51M0N]

Sorry but i'm sniggering. Oddly enough I think the same thing might be shitting on my roof everyday, fed up of wiping it off.

[jonnycool]

The old saying - 'better out than in' - must apply across the species devide all the same.

That made me giggle Den, prompting the missus to look as well 

[dbug]

You sure its an albatross mate - could be one of those flying pigs 

[omegod]

getting bombed by that must be the size of a pterradactyl at the moment!! I know your pain

[Shimmy]

I want pictures of aforementioned albatross bombings!

In the mean time fit this device:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ii7-q7DWdQ[/media]

[Martin_1962]

How could you tell it was Albatross, he sold his Elite about a year ago.

[Dishevelled Den]

I want pictures of aforementioned albatross bombings!

In the mean time fit this device:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ii7-q7DWdQ

  Splendid 

[Gaffers]

Just be thankful that I dont fly 

[Osprey]

I think I'll just take your word on that! 

Do we have any high peers on OOF?