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Things I have learnt this week about my car
« on: 15 September 2010, 17:21:46 »

Newer is not necessarily better!

If you have low coolant warning and it only loses a little go hunt it down anyway, when it decides to turn into a lot it WILL be at the most inconvenient time/place.

Even with a massive leak you can abuse the V6 engine to un-thought of levels and it will still run.
Take the pi$$ and it will give up on you.

Stripping it down to oil cooler level is a breeze.
VX need a kick in the nads for making the injector riser so tight to get out.

The ABS ECU is not only as bad as people say to get out, it's worse.
VX need a kick in the nads for placing it there, 6 screws and 2 connectors should be a 10 min job.

People who change these things for a living don't get paid enough!!

This post has been brought to you by 5 hours of ABS ECU removal, you think of all sorts of things as you curse away.
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« Reply #1 on: 15 September 2010, 17:40:34 »

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Newer is not necessarily better!

If you have low coolant warning and it only loses a little go hunt it down anyway, when it decides to turn into a lot it WILL be at the most inconvenient time/place.

Even with a massive leak you can abuse the V6 engine to un-thought of levels and it will still run.
Take the pi$$ and it will give up on you.

Stripping it down to oil cooler level is a breeze.
VX need a kick in the nads for making the injector riser so tight to get out.

The ABS ECU is not only as bad as people say to get out, it's worse.
VX need a kick in the nads for placing it there, 6 screws and 2 connectors should be a 10 min job.

People who change these things for a living don't get paid enough!!

This post has been brought to you by 5 hours of ABS ECU removal, you think of all sorts of things as you curse away.

There is a nack to that one.  :y
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« Reply #2 on: 15 September 2010, 18:05:03 »

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There is a nack to that one.  :y
Which I spotted reasonably quickly but even so it's a cozy fit  :)
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« Reply #3 on: 15 September 2010, 18:15:29 »

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There is a nack to that one.  :y
Which I spotted reasonably quickly but even so it's a cozy fit  :)

Its a good design then  ;D

The ABS I seem to recall is on the opposite side on LHD cars.....hence its one of the design compromises
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Re: Things I have learnt this week about my car
« Reply #4 on: 15 September 2010, 19:45:45 »

You forgot the obvious one...

...v6 owners should always carry a crank sensor in the boot ::)
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« Reply #5 on: 15 September 2010, 19:52:47 »

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Stripping it down to oil cooler level is a breeze.
VX need a kick in the nads for making the injector riser so tight to get out.

There is a nack to that one.  :y

You just tilt it. Hardly any great secret!?
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Re: Things I have learnt this week about my car
« Reply #6 on: 15 September 2010, 20:03:02 »

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You forgot the obvious one...

...v6 owners should always carry a crank sensor in the boot ::)

It was because of your problems re a lack of crank sensor that I bought a spare for my boot for our trip to France last year. It came in very handy a few months
back one Friday afternoon just before we joined the motorway. When the recovery bloke arrived, I told him the fault & handed him the spare!  ;D It was a first  for him to be given the correct part for the job at the roadside. :y :y

and I have put another in the boot  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 15 September 2010, 20:10:39 »

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You forgot the obvious one...

...v6 owners should always carry a crank sensor in the boot ::)
I shouldn't say this...... in 8 years of ownership i've never had one go. There, doomed now  ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 15 September 2010, 20:12:39 »

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You just tilt it. Hardly any great secret!?
It's only a secret until you spot the indentations in the head that it sits in.
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« Reply #9 on: 15 September 2010, 20:34:33 »

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You forgot the obvious one...

...v6 owners should always carry a crank sensor in the boot ::)

It was because of your problems re a lack of crank sensor that I bought a spare for my boot for our trip to France last year. It came in very handy a few months
back one Friday afternoon just before we joined the motorway. When the recovery bloke arrived, I told him the fault & handed him the spare!  ;D It was a first  for him to be given the correct part for the job at the roadside. :y :y

and I have put another in the boot  ;)
Well, if my misfortune, and my subsequent advice has helped others, thats what makes me return to this site :y
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« Reply #10 on: 15 September 2010, 22:33:24 »

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You forgot the obvious one...

...v6 owners should always carry a crank sensor in the boot ::)

It was because of your problems re a lack of crank sensor that I bought a spare for my boot for our trip to France last year. It came in very handy a few months
back one Friday afternoon just before we joined the motorway. When the recovery bloke arrived, I told him the fault & handed him the spare!  ;D It was a first  for him to be given the correct part for the job at the roadside. :y :y

and I have put another in the boot  ;)
Well, if my misfortune, and my subsequent advice has helped others, thats what makes me return to this site :y


And the fact it lives in your house ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 15 September 2010, 23:44:58 »

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You just tilt it. Hardly any great secret!?
It's only a secret until you spot the indentations in the heads that it sits in between.
:y
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« Reply #12 on: 15 September 2010, 23:50:24 »

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You just tilt it. Hardly any great secret!?
It's only a secret until you spot the indentations in the heads that it sits in between.
:y
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« Reply #13 on: 15 September 2010, 23:55:44 »

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You just tilt it. Hardly any great secret!?
It's only a secret until you spot the indentations in the heads that it sits in between.
:y
I'm allowed grammar mistakes after spending as many hours as I did on the ABS today  :)
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Re: Things I have learnt this week about my car
« Reply #14 on: 16 September 2010, 09:30:10 »

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You forgot the obvious one...

...v6 owners should always carry a crank sensor in the boot ::)

It was because of your problems re a lack of crank sensor that I bought a spare for my boot for our trip to France last year. It came in very handy a few months
back one Friday afternoon just before we joined the motorway. When the recovery bloke arrived, I told him the fault & handed him the spare!  ;D It was a first  for him to be given the correct part for the job at the roadside. :y :y

and I have put another in the boot  ;)
Well, if my misfortune, and my subsequent advice has helped others, thats what makes me return to this site :y


And the fact it lives in your house ;D ;D
That could be easily changed if necessary ;)
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