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ultimate website "turd tracker"
« on: 19 November 2010, 16:50:25 »
http://www.flushtracker.com

Shove in your postcode and how long ago you had a dump and it shows you where your delivery is!

Mines currently traveled 5 miles and is over in greenwich

Great web"shite" ;D ;D

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Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
« Reply #1 on: 19 November 2010, 16:59:22 »
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http://www.flushtracker.com

Shove in your postcode and how long ago you had a dump and it shows you where your delivery is!

Mines currently traveled 5 miles and is over greenwich
Great web"shite" ;D ;D






You must be one of those High Flying Shites I keep hearing about then! ;D :y ;)
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Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
« Reply #2 on: 19 November 2010, 17:03:14 »
lol  i knew as soon as i posted i should of said UNDER greenwich ;D ;D
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Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
« Reply #3 on: 19 November 2010, 17:54:17 »
Someone, somewhere, not only had the idea for this website but then spent time creating it. 

That is truly worrying. :o  ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 19 November 2010, 18:03:30 »
Well I suppose it passes the time of day!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 19 November 2010, 18:06:56 »
It worries me how you found this, but gave me a chuckle  ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 19 November 2010, 18:11:01 »
Hmm mine seems to have "landed" but is about one mile from the sewage plant. Must be the cuts.
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« Reply #7 on: 19 November 2010, 18:17:05 »
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Well I suppose it passes the time of day!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That sort of comment send me round the bend...   ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 19 November 2010, 18:26:14 »
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It worries me how you found this, but gave me a chuckle  ;D ;D


have you never wondered which way it floats when its left your toilet ;D ;D   
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Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
« Reply #9 on: 19 November 2010, 19:17:16 »
Whose is fastest then, mines averaging 4.26 mph  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 19 November 2010, 19:20:49 »
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Whose is fastest then, mines averaging 4.26 mph  ;D ;D ;D

wow thats a fast one  mine got to 4.08mph ;D    need to try and have a more   streamlined dump ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 19 November 2010, 19:30:49 »
I`m excused: I have tank and I keep all mine! ::)


 [smiley=evil.gif]Mwahahaha!....they`re mine; all mine! ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 19 November 2010, 19:39:21 »
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Whose is fastest then, mines averaging 4.26 mph  ;D ;D ;D

wow thats a fast one  mine got to 4.08mph ;D    need to try and have a more   streamlined dump ;D ;D ;D


Max speed so far was 4.44 mph, might have been on a downhill stretch.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 19 November 2010, 19:42:37 »
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I`m excused: I have tank and I keep all mine! ::) [smiley=evil.gif]Mwahahaha!....they`re mine; all mine! ;D


You can have mine free too. Buyer collects :y
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Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
« Reply #14 on: 19 November 2010, 19:51:38 »
I'm trying to work out why it is showing mine about 4 miles away.... Travelling at 4.66mph...  I have a septic tank in the garden...  :o :o
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