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Author Topic: Now you've heard it in Black & White  (Read 788 times)

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Now you've heard it in Black & White
« on: 27 September 2010, 18:19:28 »
A Black bloke & a White bloke were arguing about race.
The Black bloke says "Listen man, let me tell it how it is!"
"When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when i'm cold, i'm black; when i'm hot, i'm black; when i'm scared, i'm black; when i'm ill, i'm black, when I die I will still be black!
As for you, mate;
"When you were born, you were pink, when you grew up you were white; when you're cold you go blue; when you're hot you go red; when you're scared you turn yellow; when you're ill you turn green; and when you die you'll turn grey! And you have the bloody effrontery to call me Coloured!










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Re: Now you've heard it in Black & White
« Reply #1 on: 27 September 2010, 18:27:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D

Good 'un  :y
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Re: Now you've heard it in Black & White
« Reply #2 on: 27 September 2010, 18:35:15 »
Like that one.   :y :y
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Re: Now you've heard it in Black & White
« Reply #3 on: 27 September 2010, 18:39:50 »
I like that  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Now you've heard it in Black & White
« Reply #4 on: 27 September 2010, 20:42:55 »
I like it too ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Now you've heard it in Black & White
« Reply #5 on: 27 September 2010, 21:40:38 »
Well frankly I am offended,  ;D surely this is a rascist joke.

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Re: Now you've heard it in Black & White
« Reply #6 on: 28 September 2010, 08:34:38 »
LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Now you've heard it in Black & White
« Reply #7 on: 28 September 2010, 09:32:12 »
heard it before but still funny :y :y
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