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« on: 14 September 2010, 01:27:23 »
40 Pikeys arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying  'I've got 40 travellers here.  Can I let them in?'

God says  'We are over quota on Pikeys.  Go back to the gates and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let a dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.  'They've gone',  he tells God.

'What?'  says God,  'All 40 of them?'

'No, the gates'.
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Re: Pikeys
« Reply #1 on: 14 September 2010, 09:02:18 »
  ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 14 September 2010, 09:28:31 »
Brilliant!! must try to remember that one next time I'm in the pub with a load of them................
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« Reply #3 on: 14 September 2010, 09:31:29 »
Good one ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 14 September 2010, 14:43:52 »
Another one to keep us going  :) :) :)
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« Reply #5 on: 14 September 2010, 14:45:10 »
Great..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 14 September 2010, 14:59:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 14 September 2010, 15:00:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #8 on: 14 September 2010, 15:02:37 »
BRILLIANT,  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #9 on: 14 September 2010, 15:19:26 »
Good one.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 14 September 2010, 15:38:31 »
good one ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #11 on: 14 September 2010, 21:25:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #12 on: 14 September 2010, 21:25:17 »
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Brilliant!! must try to remember that one next time I'm in the pub with a load of them................

brave.......or stupid :-? :y
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