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[hotel21]

Inlight of the forthcoming season and, virtual as we are, how about a virtual conker comp??

Post up a pic of your prize specimen, suitably varnished/pickled/baked/dried in the crack of yer grandads harris/whatever BUT.......

.... you MUST have a pic complete with a ruler or grid square so we (admins and the great unwashed!) can judge and a poll can be created to suit. 

Kinda gets shot of the strings too short/thick/stretchy argument but introduces other side arguments, subject to admin adjudication as required.....   

[waspy]

Inlight of the forthcoming season and, virtual as we are, how about a virtual conker comp??

Post up a pic of your prize specimen, suitably varnished/pickled/baked/dried in the crack of yer grandads harris/whatever BUT.......

.... you MUST have a pic complete with a ruler or grid square so we (admins and the great unwashed!) can judge and a poll can be created to suit. 

Kinda gets shot of the strings too short/thick/stretchy argument but introduces other side arguments, subject to admin adjudication as required.....   

What now I've not showered yet

[hotel21]

Just to avoid confusion ( and potential raids by the Porn Polis) we are talking the traditional schoolboy, end of a string, back corner of the playground 'ye twitched ya bandit' conker comp, not any sort of XXX rated cheapo porn show.....

ta!   

[CaptainZok]

Just to avoid confusion ( and potential raids by the Porn Polis) we are talking the traditional schoolboy, end of a string, back corner of the playground 'ye twitched ya bandit' conker comp, not any sort of XXX rated cheapo porn show.....

ta!   

Thanks for clearing that up Broocie, I expect the Pink Peril was getting ready to amaze us with his prowess.

[waspy]

Just to avoid confusion ( and potential raids by the Porn Polis) we are talking the traditional schoolboy, end of a string, back corner of the playground 'ye twitched ya bandit' conker comp, not any sort of XXX rated cheapo porn show.....

ta!   

I'll show you mine if you'll show me your's
You played that to H21

[Darth Loo-knee]

Here is a close up of my conker

[hotel21]

Here is a close up of my conker

Sorry, thats disqualified on a couple of counts...

Its a) apple and b) no ruler to compare the size with.

PS - No photoshops allowed.  Try to make it a straight (!) competition and, who knows, a bottle of my local firewater may well be in the offing to the lucky winner.....   

[Darth Loo-knee]

That is a Stokie Conker!!
Photoshop what is that
Have not got a ruler

[hotel21]

That is a Stokie Conker!!
Photoshop what is that
Have not got a ruler

Wanna get barred at the first hurdle, laddie???      

[Darth Loo-knee]

Dad, you are a spoil sport 

[hotel21]

Dad, you are a spoil sport 

Just trying to get a level playing field, young fella me lad.....   

[The Red Baron]

you tell him H21. 

[hotel21]

you tell him H21. 

 

Come on you lot.  Get off yer rears and get swinging the 4 x 2 into your fave conker tree in the morning...  Get yer pics posted and we will try to get something sorted as regards a poll.  I will put up a wee prize for the winner, delivered to their door....   

[Vamps]

Here is a close up of my conker

Sorry, thats disqualified on a couple of counts...

Its a) apple and b) no ruler to compare the size with.

PS - No photoshops allowed.  Try to make it a straight (!) competition and, who knows, a bottle of my local firewater may well be in the offing to the lucky winner.....   

Looks like I am taking Little Miss Vamps conkering at the weekend then, noticed a few on the way home from work, in a place where there are not many kids...

[Darth Loo-knee]

Got no conker tree's in Stoke