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[hotel21]

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

 
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

 
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.


However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for.  At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of  weed and some photos of Alonso's bird in the shower.

[shyboy]

Bloody hell, Broocie. I missed that item in the news!.

[jerry]

Very good!

[The Red Baron]

Very good.  

[Sad]

 

[cem_devecioglu]

 

young man without a job will have too much ambition for success..Thats a fact ..

[Elite Pete]

 

[Ned Kelly]

Excellent, I wondered where my "boys" were yesterday !!!

[tmx]

LOL thats a good one Broocie

thats cheered me up today thanks  

[Richie London]

excellent  

[STMO123]

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

 
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

 
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.


However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for.  At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of  weed and some photos of Alonso's bird in the shower.

Oi you! Capital of Culture mate.

[Tony H]

ROFLMHO Exellent Broocie   and not to far from the truth

[Sad]

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

 
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

 
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.


However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for.  At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of  weed and some photos of Alonso's bird in the shower.

Oi you! Capital of Culture mate.

Not any more, that was only 2008...

[jjleonard]

I LOLed. nice one!

[Mr Skrunts]

Nice one.