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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #15 on: 04 March 2025, 15:44:51 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 04 March 2025, 15:23:19
Quote from: TheBoy on 04 March 2025, 12:33:21
A part of me wants to say tough shit for buying a Qasqai.  But, I guess for some, life is over, so why not - its that or a Jizz...

I wonder if Uncle STEMO has thought of a Nissan Qashqai?  Seems the ideal car for him!  :)
Yes, indeed :y Its on my list of possibilities. Despite the stories of the problems that occur, they have been near the top of the best sellers list for years.
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #16 on: 04 March 2025, 16:30:48 »
Quote from: STEMO on 04 March 2025, 15:44:51
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 04 March 2025, 15:23:19
Quote from: TheBoy on 04 March 2025, 12:33:21
A part of me wants to say tough shit for buying a Qasqai.  But, I guess for some, life is over, so why not - its that or a Jizz...

I wonder if Uncle STEMO has thought of a Nissan Qashqai?  Seems the ideal car for him!  :)
Yes, indeed :y Its on my list of possibilities. Despite the stories of the problems that occur, they have been near the top of the best sellers list for years.

In fairness my daughter-in-law has had 2 Qashqai's which have both served her well. She was happy with her first one, a 1.5dci, so when it was getting on a bit she replaced it with a 2020 petrol version.  :y
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #17 on: 05 March 2025, 00:21:06 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 04 March 2025, 15:23:19
Quote from: TheBoy on 04 March 2025, 12:33:21
A part of me wants to say tough shit for buying a Qasqai.  But, I guess for some, life is over, so why not - its that or a Jizz...

I wonder if Uncle STEMO has thought of a Nissan Qashqai?  Seems the ideal car for him!  :)
Anyone shameless enough to drive a Chevrolet Orlando will drive literally anything... Even a multicoloured Astra. >:D
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #18 on: 05 March 2025, 06:44:55 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 05 March 2025, 00:21:06
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 04 March 2025, 15:23:19
Quote from: TheBoy on 04 March 2025, 12:33:21
A part of me wants to say tough shit for buying a Qasqai.  But, I guess for some, life is over, so why not - its that or a Jizz...

I wonder if Uncle STEMO has thought of a Nissan Qashqai?  Seems the ideal car for him!  :)
Anyone shameless enough to drive a Chevrolet Orlando will drive literally anything... Even a multicoloured Astra. >:D

I'm sure he still misses the Daewoo.  ;(
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #19 on: 05 March 2025, 06:58:00 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 05 March 2025, 00:21:06
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 04 March 2025, 15:23:19
Quote from: TheBoy on 04 March 2025, 12:33:21
A part of me wants to say tough shit for buying a Qasqai.  But, I guess for some, life is over, so why not - its that or a Jizz...

I wonder if Uncle STEMO has thought of a Nissan Qashqai?  Seems the ideal car for him!  :)
Anyone shameless enough to drive a Chevrolet Orlando will drive literally anything... Even a multicoloured Astra. >:D
Thing is.....I could go out and buy a £40,000 car today if I feel like it. Could you? 
So it's a choice, not a necessity  :)
« Last Edit: 05 March 2025, 06:59:46 by STEMO »
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #20 on: 05 March 2025, 08:13:17 »
Good for you :y

I couldn't and not would I want to. My works car park is full of shiny nearly new metal driven by twenty somethings who think they have something to prove. My £400 Bini and 19 year old Barge gets me to work just as well as a new 2 series or Tesla in the same way as your Astra serves you.
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #21 on: 05 March 2025, 13:22:33 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 05 March 2025, 08:13:17
Good for you :y

I couldn't and not would I want to. My works car park is full of shiny nearly new metal driven by twenty somethings who think they have something to prove. My £400 Bini and 19 year old Barge gets me to work just as well as a new 2 series or Tesla in the same way as your Astra serves you.

same as mine ... almost all on a lease of some kind
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #22 on: 05 March 2025, 13:33:38 »
Quote from: STEMO on 05 March 2025, 06:58:00

Thing is.....I could go out and buy a £40,000 car today if I feel like it. Could you? 
So it's a choice, not a necessity  :)

If the CashCow is on your list, have you considered the Dacia Duster? Surely must be largely the same underneath, but possibly better value due to lower starting price?

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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #23 on: 05 March 2025, 13:54:40 »
All our office primary work locations don't have parking any more.  self-abusers.
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #24 on: 05 March 2025, 15:07:34 »
Quote from: Viral_Jim on 05 March 2025, 13:33:38
Quote from: STEMO on 05 March 2025, 06:58:00

Thing is.....I could go out and buy a £40,000 car today if I feel like it. Could you? 
So it's a choice, not a necessity  :)

If the CashCow is on your list, have you considered the Dacia Duster? Surely must be largely the same underneath, but possibly better value due to lower starting price?
No, Jim, no. I'm not a badge snob, that's pretty obvious, but even I wouldn't have something built from Renault cast offs.  ;D

My astra must like the sunshine, it felt kind of.......fine.....today.  :-X
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #25 on: 05 March 2025, 15:30:37 »
Well apparently it's being collected today or tomorrow to go to the original dealer.

From the way they have been, Nissan deserves to go bust.

Hopefully St Alban's haven't done anything to jeopardise the diagnosis into the fault.
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #26 on: 07 March 2025, 14:33:15 »
We have a Duster at work that we use to drive around the site and staff use as a pool car.
Uncle Stemos dog would need a regular feed of seasick pills if it had to travel in one.
Ive never experienced such wallowy suspension and body roll other than a Citroen 2cv.
Also, the brakes are like an on/off switch. so overassisted that a gently push would put you through the screen if you werent wearing a seatbelt.
Pile of shite.
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #27 on: 07 March 2025, 19:08:09 »
Apparently it has made it to the original garage and the initial verdict isn't good.
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #28 on: Yesterday at 19:11:11 »
Hoping to hear more tomorrow, but the following words have been used in no particular order...

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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #29 on: Yesterday at 19:25:05 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on Yesterday at 19:11:11
Hoping to hear more tomorrow, but the following words have been used in no particular order...

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Ouch.  :o
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