Don't start me on school buses.
Was a little late on my commute today, so caught the school bus, which parks up outside the village hall. Ruddy great touring coach in a little lane, far too big to pull into the car park, so that's a pain in the ass to get past as it is. That wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the dozen or so SUVs abandoned wherever they come to a halt. So little Johnny gets a bus to school but needs 2 1/2 tonnes of tractor fuel guzzling faux 4x4 junk to get his @rse out of bed and the half a mile (max) to the bus itself.
Surprised that they let you on at your age. Did you remember to take your dinner money?
Well, funnily enough, I did that once, when rather hung-over and trying to get the bus into town to retrieve my car.
"I think your school days are over, mate" was the exact expression, if memory serves.