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Tulip Siddiq
« on: 15 January 2025, 15:25:06 »
She's gone then, you really couldn't make this shower of shit up.
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #1 on: 15 January 2025, 16:25:09 »
I don't believe Keir Stalin to be a good judge of character.

He seems to make too many unforced errors.
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #2 on: 15 January 2025, 17:48:02 »
He would require one in the first place to be able to recognise one.

If Reeves gets sacked whilst in China, perhaps they will keep her.
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #3 on: 15 January 2025, 18:24:46 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 15 January 2025, 17:48:02
He would require one in the first place to be able to recognise one.

If Reeves gets sacked whilst in China, perhaps they will keep her.
She's back, she was questioned in the house today  ;D
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #4 on: 15 January 2025, 19:21:10 »
What did they ask?

How was it?

How is it going?

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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #5 on: 15 January 2025, 19:49:45 »
Quote from: Varche on 15 January 2025, 19:21:10
What did they ask?

How was it?

How is it going?
They asked if she brought a doggie bag back with her.
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #6 on: 15 January 2025, 20:15:11 »
Lee Anderson referred to her in the commons last week as "Rachel from accounts".  ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFsmCEszEpA
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #7 on: 16 January 2025, 05:58:34 »
Captain Underpants said that she will be Chancellor for a very long time.

I give her until the end of February.
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #8 on: 16 January 2025, 10:13:08 »
Noticed yesterday as she was bouncing along they look juicy👍
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #9 on: 16 January 2025, 13:32:58 »
Quote from: Raeturbo on 16 January 2025, 10:13:08
Noticed yesterday as she was bouncing along they look juicy👍

Ideal for motorboating? ;)
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #10 on: 16 January 2025, 14:48:39 »
Rumour is that she takes it up the " dung trumpet".
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #11 on: 16 January 2025, 19:17:52 »
Oh shit😱 I thought were were talking about Rachel reeves then😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #12 on: 17 January 2025, 17:58:44 »
Another example of Starmers great judgement when appointing people to top jobs.  ::)

https://order-order.com/2025/01/17/all-of-attorney-general-hermers-most-curious-clients/

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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #13 on: 17 January 2025, 18:09:10 »
Coot the shunt >:(
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Re: Tulip Siddiq
« Reply #14 on: 17 January 2025, 19:26:02 »
Quote from: Raeturbo on 16 January 2025, 19:17:52
Oh shit😱 I thought we were talking about Rachel reeves then😵‍💫😵‍💫

That definitely used to be a bloke.  :-\
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