suspended unconditional discharge.
Is that another way of saying hanging?
Boom boom.
The whole situation is akin to being pulled over for a number plate light and getting charged with, and convicted for, death by dangerous driving because the brother of the girl you dumped when you were 9 was the person at the CPS that did your paperwork and whom the judge owed a favour to.
Said judge finds you guilty, because he's told to,.and then gives you a £0 fine and two days in prison offset by the two days you went to court because he knows the whole thing is total horseshit.
Unconditional discharge as a sentence means the prosecution couldn't prove their case, (because they didn't have one), and the defence couldn't prove innocence beyond reasonable doubt, (probably because they didn't have a legitimate case to defend).