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I Have A Joke For You All....
« on: 05 December 2024, 19:51:35 »

Arise Sir Sadiq Khan!  :-X                                     

Unfortunately I believe this is true and he has been given a Knighthood in the New Years Honours list.  ::)

What a joke!  >:(
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #1 on: 05 December 2024, 20:13:36 »

Arise Sir Sadiq Khan!  :-X                                     

Unfortunately I believe this is true and he has been given a Knighthood in the New Years Honours list.  ::)

What a joke!  >:(
Totally unsurprising, but it means absolutely nothing these days. Too many arseholes have been given it over the years for it to be a real badge of honour. Have you seen the arse licking Beckhams crawling around begging for an honour? Sick making.
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #2 on: 05 December 2024, 20:48:59 »

Arise Sir Sadiq Khan!  :-X                                     

Unfortunately I believe this is true and he has been given a Knighthood in the New Years Honours list.  ::)

What a joke!  >:(
Totally unsurprising, but it means absolutely nothing these days. Too many arseholes have been given it over the years for it to be a real badge of honour. Have you seen the arse licking Beckhams crawling around begging for an honour? Sick making.

I agree, being knighted used to mean something, outstanding service to something or other. Nowadays they are thrown about for old friends or just doing your job and mean very little.
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #3 on: 05 December 2024, 21:06:59 »

How about Sir Mark Drakeford or Dame Nicola Sturgeon!  ;D
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #4 on: 05 December 2024, 21:35:25 »

Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #5 on: 06 December 2024, 06:50:44 »

And in other news, Napoleon has resigned.

Not sure if that helps Barmier or not  :-\
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #6 on: 06 December 2024, 11:40:08 »

Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #7 on: 06 December 2024, 11:43:55 »

And in other news, Napoleon has resigned.

Not sure if that helps Barmier or not  :-\
If by Napoleon you mean Macron, I can find nothing to verify that he has resigned  :-\
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #8 on: 06 December 2024, 12:00:47 »

Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.

I'm trying to think what is the most popular name for newborn boys in 2024.

I was thinking perhaps....John...Steven...Christopher....Mark. But I could be wrong. ::) ::) ::) :-X :-\
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #9 on: 06 December 2024, 12:02:45 »

Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.

I must learn to read previous posts. >:D
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #10 on: 06 December 2024, 12:08:48 »

Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.

I must learn to read previous posts. >:D
You haven't bothered for about fifteen years, why start now?  ;D
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #11 on: 06 December 2024, 12:18:25 »

Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.

I must learn to read previous posts. >:D
You haven't bothered for about fifteen years, why start now?  ;D

Diversity and inclusion is the lefty mantra.

But it won't be very inclusive when 95% of all boys born in Britain are called Mohammed ( or spelling variations on the name) by, say, 2060.

Fortunately for me and everyone else on here we'll all be six feet under by then. ::)

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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #12 on: 06 December 2024, 12:33:16 »

There are a few around here who's surname is Mohammed too.
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #13 on: 06 December 2024, 12:53:10 »

Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.
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Funny enough Steve my wife reported that to me yesterday, I'm not in the least surprised .
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Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
« Reply #14 on: 06 December 2024, 15:04:38 »

Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.
I saw that yesterday, and had to quietly go and smash something up to calm me down.

Obviously, like most larger companies, we are forbidden to discuss it though.
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