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[YZ250]

Mrs TheBoy. Bitch.


Me: "That's taken 5hrs from Fort William to Carlisle"
Mrs TB: "The weather didn't help, you couldn't go much above <insert a speed figure here>"
Me: "But I wouldn't anyway, I'm a reformed character"
Mrs TB: "'dangle berries'"

She's got you weighed up then.    I know that if I accelerate more than necessary,  my Mrs is guaranteed to look in the passenger door mirror, even if nobody is behind me. 
 

[Raeturbo]

My mrs has been upside down with me in an Anglia years ago, if I step on the gas she looks straight at me with evil intent 🫣🫣

[Sir Tigger KC]

The BBC.... Their weather forecast on the website said it was going to be 18 degrees and sunny yesterday at Heathrow. 

So I emerged from the Terminal 3 building into the godforsaken place that is Terminal 3 bus station after 5 weeks in Mauritius in my shorts and t-shirt to be greeted with grey skies, 10 degrees and a biting wind!  Brrrr! 

Useless gits!        

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Mrs TheBoy. Bitch.


Me: "That's taken 5hrs from Fort William to Carlisle"
Mrs TB: "The weather didn't help, you couldn't go much above <insert a speed figure here>"
Me: "But I wouldn't anyway, I'm a reformed character"
Mrs TB: "'dangle berries'"

She's got you weighed up then.    I know that if I accelerate more than necessary,  my Mrs is guaranteed to look in the passenger door mirror, even if nobody is behind me. 
 

My Mrs is nothing like as subtle as that. 

[Doctor Gollum]

The BBC.... Their weather forecast on the website said it was going to be 18 degrees and sunny yesterday at Heathrow. 

So I emerged from the Terminal 3 building into the godforsaken place that is Terminal 3 bus station after 5 weeks in Mauritius in my shorts and t-shirt to be greeted with grey skies, 10 degrees and a biting wind!  Brrrr! 

Useless gits!        

Well, it is still March

[TheBoy]

Thing is, she's not wrong

Not that it helps any but she probably still gets better mileage out of her tyres than you get out of your brake pads.

Upon checking my servicing, you are incorrect....   ....just

[TheBoy]

Mrs TheBoy. Bitch.


Me: "That's taken 5hrs from Fort William to Carlisle"
Mrs TB: "The weather didn't help, you couldn't go much above <insert a speed figure here>"
Me: "But I wouldn't anyway, I'm a reformed character"
Mrs TB: "'dangle berries'"

She's got you weighed up then.    I know that if I accelerate more than necessary,  my Mrs is guaranteed to look in the passenger door mirror, even if nobody is behind me. 
 

Does she top it off with some sarcastic quip?  Bloody women

[Rangie]

The BBC.... Their weather forecast on the website said it was going to be 18 degrees and sunny yesterday at Heathrow. 

So I emerged from the Terminal 3 building into the godforsaken place that is Terminal 3 bus station after 5 weeks in Mauritius in my shorts and t-shirt to be greeted with grey skies, 10 degrees and a biting wind!  Brrrr! 

Useless gits!        

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😂😂😂 Welcome home

[Doctor Gollum]

Thing is, she's not wrong

Not that it helps any but she probably still gets better mileage out of her tyres than you get out of your brake pads.

Upon checking my servicing, you are incorrect....   ....just

I did say probably 

[Varche]

Went to Lidl and got bags out of boot.

Came back with full bags and…… the rear window wiper had gone. Bastardos.

Of course it was siesta time , so car spares shops closed. Back home and I fitted a six inch length of pool noodle as we have rain for a few days before I can get back to the big city. Ruddy clever cars now , if you select reverse with screen wipers on , rear wiper cranks up. Funny thing is, not that many mk7 golf estates around, though it might be fitted to other vehicles.