If the engine bay loom seemed like a lot to deal with, it was nothing compared to the main body loom

This is a beast and connects all the controls on (and in) your dash to the rest of the car. The plan here is to strip out everything I won't possibly perhaps ever maybe need, one circuit at a time - and just keep going until I run out of things to remove. For the moment, I elected to keep the original cabin fuse and relay panels, so that I didn't complicate the task by then potentially mis-connecting a circuit along the way.
First thing to do then is open up the loom so you can get to all the wires...

If I wasn't doubting myself before, then seeing that lot spread out was the point it kicked in
Apparently, the absolute worst way to remove loom tape and heatshrink is trying to slice it open with a razor blade or a knife. No matter how careful you are, at some point you're going to either cut the end of a finger off, or slice through a wire without realising. The best way I found to do it was with a variety of different sized
seam rippers (or unstitching picks) from the crafting aisle. For a start you're pushing a blade away from you, so much less likely to stab yourself. The pointy bit is rounded off so you can slide it inside the loom tape and it pushes all the wires aside, before a tiny little blade slices open the loom for you. I was as sceptical as anyone, but once you try it, it's speedy and magical...

Stripping the loom back is then a "simple" repetitive process of picking a connector you're not keeping, checking it against the wiring diagram to be sure it's the one you think it is, double checking, and then cutting every single wire on it back to the other end. That other end is going to be either another connector (such as the big ones in the footwells), or a joint in the loom (such as where a load of earths, or the speed signal come together). If you want an easy start to get into the swing of it yourself, go for the bright yellow & purple of the airbag system - you can't miss it (probably intentionally)
Little by little, that signal-to-noise ratio improves...

Remarkably, there was only one occasion where I realised 8.273 milliseconds after cutting a wire that I was meant to be keeping it
Eventually, I got to this much more compact version. (I checked the datestamps, and it's three weeks later). The remaining loops of wire here and there are for
"things to deal with later", such as all the warning lights on the dash, or all the MID connections.

As I went along, I'd made a note of the major circuits I'd chopped out (on the basis either I wouldn't want them down the line, or a theoretical target vehicle would already have them taken care of anyway);
- Airbags
- Windscreen wipers/washers
- Aircon
- Aerial
- Heater blower
- Horn
- Rear window heater
- Indicators & hazards
- Bulb failure warning
- Alarm
- Powersounder
- Cruise control
- Heated seats
- Traction control
- Ultrasonics
- Electronic Climate Control
- Cabin lighting
- Stereo / amplifier / CD changer
- Power steering
- Exterior lights
- Ignition switch
Blimey, that's quite a lot for a machine to get you from A to B

Once I'd stripped the loom back to this point, I ziptied it all up to keep it structured, dropped it back in the box, connected it back up the engine ... and was relieved when everything worked first time and it fired up again ...