I'd love to say that my experience of the plod was different. But...
Couple of years ago my car was in London car park, I deliberately parked bang in front of a security camera. Came back after 2hrs to find someone had hit the front of my car, moved the bumper and smashed the headlight.
Called the plod, the guy came out, told me there was nothing they could do
. Then, 2 days later a letter drops from the same plod force telling me that I had to repair my headlight in the next 7days or I'd be committing an offence and be fined for the vehicle being not roadworthy
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Also, despite the apparent cutbacks, South Wales police don't seem to be short of unmarked bikes, scoobies and audi Q7's to knock about the counties' A & B roads in issuing fines.
Her majesty's revenue collection services at their finest.