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[STEMO]

Not my car, my dick 


Oh.....I crack myself up......sigh.....

[Mister Rog]

Not my car, my dick 


Oh.....I crack myself up......sigh.....

Damn    When I saw the title, and from you, I was getting ready. Oh the disappointment 

But you know, there are tablets for that these days   

[STEMO]

It can stay just as it is for me, I have no further use for it in that department. Overrated pastime once you turn sixty. 

[Mister Rog]

It can stay just as it is for me, I have no further use for it in that department. Overrated pastime once you turn sixty. 

What do you mean ? You've given up peeing ?

[STEMO]

Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan.

[Mister Rog]

Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan.

I tend NOT to get erections in mens toilets 

[STEMO]

Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan.

I tend NOT to get erections in mens toilets 

Especially not in Wales 

[Mister Rog]

Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan.

I tend NOT to get erections in mens toilets 

Especially not in Wales 

Quite. Npw walking through a field full of  . . . . Hang on. How come so many topics end up here 

[STEMO]

Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan.

I tend NOT to get erections in mens toilets 

Especially not in Wales 

Quite. Npw walking through a field full of  . . . . Hang on. How come so many topics end up here 

.....and you're the one that steers them here? Hmmmm.....

[Mister Rog]

On a more serious note ED (erectile dysfunction) is generally regarded as an indicator of general health, and is often seen as the lead up to a heart attack or stroke. The reason is that if the blood vessels in your willy are a bit clogged, then there's a very strong possibility that your coronary arteries are as well. If however the ED is due to psychological problems then of course this does not apply. A good check up and a full range of blood tests is essential, your life may depend on it. 

[STEMO]

On a more serious note ED (erectile dysfunction) is generally regarded as an indicator of general health, and is often seen as the lead up to a heart attack or stroke. The reason is that if the blood vessels in your willy are a bit clogged, then there's a very strong possibility that your coronary arteries are as well. If however the ED is due to psychological problems then of course this does not apply. A good check up and a full range of blood tests is essential, your life may depend on it.

Mine's definitely psychological 

[moggy]

My doctor has put me on Viagra and Prozac,if i don't get a fook i don't give a fook.

[Mister Rog]

My doctor has put me on Viagra and Prozac,if i don't get a fook i don't give a fook.

        

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

On a more serious note ED (erectile dysfunction) is generally regarded as an indicator of general health, and is often seen as the lead up to a heart attack or stroke. The reason is that if the blood vessels in your willy are a bit clogged, then there's a very strong possibility that your coronary arteries are as well. If however the ED is due to psychological problems then of course this does not apply. A good check up and a full range of blood tests is essential, your life may depend on it.

That is good news for me then.

I was having a lovely dream about 'you know who' and when I woke  I had a boner that a young man would have been proud of.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Sunday.

Hands up all those who are late for church.