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hotel21

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What does it all mean??
« on: 25 June 2008, 23:14:27 »
Got this in an e-mail earlier tonight.  Read a few I had heard before but also read quite a few that were new to me.     ;)

ALFA
Another List of Faults Again
 
AUDI
All Usual Defects Included
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Big Money Waster
Big Mans Wheels
 
CHEVROLET
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
 
CITROEN
Crap Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters
 
DAEWOO
Dreadful Asian Engineering, Works On and Off

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Fix It Again Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Found In A Trashcan
a F***ing Idiot Assembled This!

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rubbish Dump
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
F***er Only Rolls Downhill
Full Of Rust Deposits
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
From Our Reject Department
Fault Of R & D
F***ed Or Rarely Driven

GM
Get a Mechanic
Generally Malfunctions

GMC
Got a Mechanic Coming
Greasy Messy Contraption

GTO
Get Tyres Often
Gas, Tyres, Oil

HOLDEN
Heavy Oil Leaks, Deafening Engine Noise
 
HONDA
How Odd - No Damn Acceleration
Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
 
JAGUAR
Jumps Around, Grinds Uncontrollably, Always Rusting
 
JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Just Expect Every Problem

KIA
Keep It Away!
 
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MASERATI
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

METRO
Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle

MG
Might Go
Money Guzzler

MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan, Sold Under British Influence, Shipped Here Incomplete

OPEL
Order Parts, Everything Leaks

PEUGEOT
Poxy Engine, Useless Gearbox, Every One's Trouble

PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expenses

RENAULT
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB
Send Another, Always Broken
Stop Asking About Brakes!

SEAT
Scrap Everything, Always Trouble

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair, Usually

TOYOTA
The One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless



EFI - Extra F***ing Insurance
GTI - Got Tossers Inside
SRI - Several Retards Inside
STP - Stop Those Pistons
« Last Edit: 25 June 2008, 23:37:53 by hotel21 »
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #1 on: 25 June 2008, 23:22:37 »
LOL i like those. ;D ;D
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #2 on: 25 June 2008, 23:26:39 »
I see Vauxhall doesn't feature .....    :)
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #3 on: 25 June 2008, 23:27:25 »
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I see Vauxhall doesn't feature .....    :)

or Peugeot.....   ::)
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #4 on: 25 June 2008, 23:27:40 »
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Got this in an e-mail earlier tonight.  Read a few I had heard before but also read quite a few that were new to me.     ;)

ALFA
Another List of Faults Again
 
AUDI
All Usual Defects Included
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Big Money Waster
Big Mans Wheels
 
CHEVROLET
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
 
CITROEN
Crap Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters
DAEWOO
Dreadful Asian Engineering, Works On and Off

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Fix It Again Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Found In A Trashcan
a F***ing Idiot Assembled This!

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rubbish Dump
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
F***er Only Rolls Downhill
Full Of Rust Deposits
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
From Our Reject Department
Fault Of R & D
F***ed Or Rarely Driven

GM
Get a Mechanic
Generally Malfunctions

GMC
Got a Mechanic Coming
Greasy Messy Contraption

GTO
Get Tyres Often
Gas, Tyres, Oil

HOLDEN
Heavy Oil Leaks, Deafening Engine Noise
 
HONDA
How Odd - No Damn Acceleration
Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
 
JAGUAR
Jumps Around, Grinds Uncontrollably, Always Rusting
 
JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Just Expect Every Problem

KIA
Keep It Away!
 
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MASERATI
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

METRO
Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle

MG
Might Go
Money Guzzler

MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan, Sold Under British Influence, Shipped Here Incomplete

OPEL
Order Parts, Everything Leaks

PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expenses

RENAULT
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB
Send Another, Always Broken
Stop Asking About Brakes!

SEAT
Scrap Everything, Always Trouble

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair, Usually

TOYOTA
The One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless



EFI - Extra F***ing Insurance
GTI - Got Tossers Inside
SRI - Several Retards Inside
STP - Stop Those Pistons

LOL  ;D ;D ;D
I am not a Nutter, honest............... :y
It's a nice car, I love it, but I am not going to say so on an Omega forum. :-X
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #5 on: 25 June 2008, 23:31:38 »
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I see Vauxhall doesn't feature .....    :)

or Peugeot.....   ::)

Poxy Engine, Useless Gearbox, Every One's Trouble

It's how I remember how to spell Peugeot!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #6 on: 25 June 2008, 23:31:45 »
Bit of string, bit of board - put it together and you have a ford !
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #7 on: 25 June 2008, 23:37:08 »
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I see Vauxhall doesn't feature .....    :)

or Peugeot.....   ::)

Poxy Engine, Useless Gearbox, Every One's Trouble

It's how I remember how to spell Peugeot!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ta!!  added to the list....   :y
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #8 on: 26 June 2008, 06:41:44 »
like it  :y :y :y  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #9 on: 26 June 2008, 06:59:27 »
Cool!!  ;) ;D
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #10 on: 26 June 2008, 09:10:27 »
BMW
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Break My Windows.
Bloody Mincers Wheels
Blatant Masturbators Wheels
Brake Munching Wagon.
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #11 on: 26 June 2008, 09:12:28 »
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BMW
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Break My Windows.
Bloody Mincers Wheels
Blatant Masturbators Wheels
Brake Munching Wagon.

IME: very true! ;D
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #12 on: 26 June 2008, 09:17:52 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #13 on: 26 June 2008, 09:28:18 »
I have to agree with that comment debs  :y
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Re: What does it all mean??
« Reply #14 on: 26 June 2008, 19:00:20 »
I see Vauxhall doesn't feature .....           does now.Vainly Attempt Unpleasant Xtra Headgasket Anguish Learn Lesson  ::)
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