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STMO123

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This will get you going
« on: 12 September 2012, 10:57:11 »
He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards. .... Forwards then backwards. .... Back and forth... back and forth... In and out, in and out.... Her heart was now pounding faster, her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally exhausted she let out one almighty scream!!! "OK !... OK!... I CANT park the ficking car! You do it you smug bastid".
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« Reply #1 on: 12 September 2012, 11:06:01 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: This will get you going
« Reply #2 on: 12 September 2012, 11:09:31 »
good one ste.  :y
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« Reply #3 on: 12 September 2012, 11:14:46 »
 ::) ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 12 September 2012, 12:59:39 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 12 September 2012, 10:57:11
He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards. .... Forwards then backwards. .... Back and forth... back and forth... In and out, in and out.... Her heart was now pounding faster, her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally exhausted she let out one almighty scream!!! "OK !... OK!... I CANT park the ficking car! You do it you smug bastid".


Yep. It's a well known fact..........women can't park (or drive) :y
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Re: This will get you going
« Reply #5 on: 12 September 2012, 13:01:53 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That did make I larf Ste :y
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« Reply #6 on: 12 September 2012, 14:51:45 »
 ;D
                     
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« Reply #7 on: 12 September 2012, 17:33:16 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #8 on: 12 September 2012, 18:45:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y good one steve
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« Reply #9 on: 12 September 2012, 20:25:22 »
 :o :o :( :( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) :y
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« Reply #10 on: 12 September 2012, 21:21:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D wifeys got those parking sensor thingys for when she parks in the drive....we call them walls :o
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Re: This will get you going
« Reply #11 on: 12 September 2012, 21:29:21 »
Dooooooo you guys wait till the lady members see this  :D






i like it   :D :D
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Re: This will get you going
« Reply #12 on: 12 September 2012, 22:04:31 »
Quote from: Opti on 12 September 2012, 12:59:39
Quote from: STMO123 on 12 September 2012, 10:57:11
He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards. .... Forwards then backwards. .... Back and forth... back and forth... In and out, in and out.... Her heart was now pounding faster, her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally exhausted she let out one almighty scream!!! "OK !... OK!... I CANT park the ficking car! You do it you smug bastid".


Yep. It's a well known fact..........women can't park (or drive) :y

I won't show your comments to swmbo.....she can park a Mig anywhere though she did find the estate easier to park than the saloon....... :y :y

Driving, she is very good, frightens me sometimes though, 2 independent mechanics, friends of ours, and a car salesman - well she wanted to see what it would do, are still haunted by their passenger experiences in the passenger seat...... :D :D ::) ::) :-X :-X
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« Reply #14 on: 13 September 2012, 00:05:13 »
Quote from: BlueBridge on 12 September 2012, 23:28:36



You are either stupid of very brave...... :D :D :-X
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