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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #15 on: 03 August 2010, 09:21:54 »
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My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm  unaware that I do this.  She also tells me that I scratch my balls when  speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;) 

If you've got an itch mate you need to scratch it  :y

Simple as that. ;)



I have to agree with you Db but should point out that the consequences can be perilous.



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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #16 on: 03 August 2010, 09:25:22 »
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My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm  unaware that I do this.  She also tells me that I scratch my balls when  speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;) 

If you've got an itch mate you need to scratch it  :y

Simple as that. ;)



I have to agree with you Db but should point out that the consequences can be perilous.



Scratching - fair enough, but sniffing afterwards is inexcusable. ;D

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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #17 on: 03 August 2010, 20:12:26 »
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My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm  unaware that I do this.  She also tells me that I scratch my balls when  speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;) 

If you've got an itch mate you need to scratch it  :y

Simple as that. ;)



I have to agree with you Db but should point out that the consequences can be perilous.



Scratching - fair enough, but sniffing afterwards is inexcusable. ;D

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