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[STEMO]

While I was out with doggie this morning I heard a thumping from behind that sounded like a horse coming up. Turned around and there was Chester, a massive, and I mean massive, boxer dog. He must be about 7 stone of solid muscle. After the niceties, feeding, petting etc., he gave me 'that' look and went and found a stick (small tree). He loves it when I won't let go and tries to pull my arms out of their sockets. After five minutes or so of this, I threw the stick and off he went with his owner.
This afternoon.......my stomach muscles are killing me, my arms are aching and I think I've got a groin strain.
I'll have to try and dodge him in future, I'm just not the lad I used to be. 

[Mister Rog]

I know the feeling, clambered up here yesterday, legs feel like I did a Marathon

[STEMO]

Never mind, Rog, we're still good looking. 

[aaronjb]

I know the feeling, clambered up here yesterday, legs feel like I did a Marathon

One of the guys at work did a literal marathon at the weekend in under 4hrs.. and he looks fine. The git.

[Mister Rog]

I know the feeling, clambered up here yesterday, legs feel like I did a Marathon

One of the guys at work did a literal marathon at the weekend in under 4hrs.. and he looks fine. The git.

I take great solace from the fact that Jim Fixx who sort of invented jogging, died at the age of 52 . . . . while he was jogging 



Actually, no deaths at the London Marathon this year ?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

While I was out with doggie this morning I heard a thumping from behind that sounded like a horse coming up. Turned around and there was Chester, a massive, and I mean massive, boxer dog. He must be about 7 stone of solid muscle. After the niceties, feeding, petting etc., he gave me 'that' look and went and found a stick (small tree). He loves it when I won't let go and tries to pull my arms out of their sockets. After five minutes or so of this, I threw the stick and off he went with his owner.
This afternoon.......my stomach muscles are killing me, my arms are aching and I think I've got a groin strain.
I'll have to try and dodge him in future, I'm just not the lad I used to be. 

.......and you have a lissom-limbed young wife to keep entertained...

I hope you're not going to let her down.

[2boxerdogs]

Had Boxers for 33 years now always had a pair until 18 months ago , just got one 3 year old male now he weighs 45KG , usually reach their peak at around 6 years of age, he is the strongest one we have ever had so far does keep me very fit though.

[STEMO]

While I was out with doggie this morning I heard a thumping from behind that sounded like a horse coming up. Turned around and there was Chester, a massive, and I mean massive, boxer dog. He must be about 7 stone of solid muscle. After the niceties, feeding, petting etc., he gave me 'that' look and went and found a stick (small tree). He loves it when I won't let go and tries to pull my arms out of their sockets. After five minutes or so of this, I threw the stick and off he went with his owner.
This afternoon.......my stomach muscles are killing me, my arms are aching and I think I've got a groin strain.
I'll have to try and dodge him in future, I'm just not the lad I used to be. 

.......and you have a lissom-limbed young wife to keep entertained...

I hope you're not going to let her down.

True, Opti..but, as Groucho Marx once said, making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

[Terbs]

I have been in Brackley for the last10 days, decorating my daughters hall stairs and landing.
I did this for a living a few years ago....now I am totally knackered. Everything aches, even bits I did not know I had

[Rods2]

While I was out with doggie this morning I heard a thumping from behind that sounded like a horse coming up. Turned around and there was Chester, a massive, and I mean massive, boxer dog. He must be about 7 stone of solid muscle. After the niceties, feeding, petting etc., he gave me 'that' look and went and found a stick (small tree). He loves it when I won't let go and tries to pull my arms out of their sockets. After five minutes or so of this, I threw the stick and off he went with his owner.
This afternoon.......my stomach muscles are killing me, my arms are aching and I think I've got a groin strain.
I'll have to try and dodge him in future, I'm just not the lad I used to be. 

That's the trouble with being built like a whippet.