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phil her up

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blonde joke
« on: 23 May 2008, 23:38:30 »
 A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair dyed so she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #1 on: 23 May 2008, 23:40:15 »
Very good!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #2 on: 23 May 2008, 23:40:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

So that's how Debs got her collies ........  :)
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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #3 on: 23 May 2008, 23:40:35 »
 ;D Hahahaha......love it! ;D
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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #4 on: 23 May 2008, 23:40:46 »
 :-X
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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #5 on: 24 May 2008, 16:34:17 »
Excellent! ;D ;D
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Re: blonde joke
« Reply #6 on: 25 May 2008, 04:19:44 »
Good one -- brightened my (long) night  ;D
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