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[amigov6]

 ::)A chicken farmer had 30 pullets (egg layers) & a few cock studs, Any cocks who could no longer perform went into the stock pot. The best cock was called Gordon, even at a ripe old age he was a goer. To keep track of which cocks were performing the best the farmer devised a method involving different note bells around each cocks neck...if the bell rings the cock's performing, if not in the pot, much easier to monitor. One night the farmer can't hear Gordon's bell ringing. Worried he goes out to see all the other cocks chasing the pullets around with their bells ringing but is relieved to see Gordon bang at it with his bell in his beak.
    Gordon won the no-bell award & the Pulitzer surprise & was likened to a certain prime minister for creeping up & screwing from behind!!

   Not cold enough for a coat.......

[STMO123]

I'm truly disappointed in you Guy. Coat.