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amigov6

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Another joke.
« on: 02 April 2008, 21:06:35 »
 A dangerous con breaks out of prison & into the nearest house where husband & wife are asleep. He drags the naked terrified husband out of bed, breaks his nose with one punch & gaffer tapes him to a chair. He then leaps on the wife & kisses her tenderly on the neck & runs to the bathroom. Husband says " Darling this man is dangerous but really fancies you so to keep us both alive give him anything he wants, Be strong sweetheart" To which she replies " He did'nt kiss my neck, he whispered in my ear he's gay & in the bathroom looking for some lubricant, be strong sweetheart"!!!!!!!! :o
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Re: Another joke.
« Reply #1 on: 02 April 2008, 21:09:34 »
Would that make him a nightshirt lifter then?  ;D
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