The *irritating noise* that my windscreen wipers made was getting on my nerves so I bought new wipers. I haven't fitted them yet as since I bought new wipers the old one's have been silent.

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I have short temper issues and many years ago, the windscreen wipers were grating across the windscreen of one of my mini's when it was pissing down with rain. The continuous irritating noise was driving me mad ........ so I punched the screen in anger ...... and smashed the windscreen.

So, not only was I angry, I was wet as well. My Mrs was not impressed.

So, when the Audi wipers started screeching across the screen, she said "Let's go to Halfords NOW!
