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General Discussion Area / Peloton

« on: 30 October 2020, 18:20:45 »

Wife's bother has just bought one of these fickin bike things that are never off the telly. Four grand! Wife wants one, says she'll settle for a cheaper one. I offered to get her the Barnsley model. She  gets on her exercise bike and pedals. I cut the front out of a cardboard box, stick me head in it and shout at her. 

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General Discussion Area / Re: The thing from the attic...

« on: 30 October 2020, 18:13:17 »

She went for a short walk with the dog earlier and was shattered, now in bed having a rest. Poor girl will be back to 11 or 12 hour days next week dealing with entitled brats and parents.

Sounds like she may well not be ready for it. Have a talk with her, tell her to give it another couple of weeks. 

Fat chance. The whole of the education system will collapse if she doesn't go to work, apparently.

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General Discussion Area / May 2021

« on: 30 October 2020, 18:10:34 »

UK still coming to terms with the new 17 tier system. Groups of one banned in London. Residents in South Yorkshire prohibited from seeing their reflection. 

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General Discussion Area / Re: The thing from the attic...

« on: 30 October 2020, 16:46:10 »

She went for a short walk with the dog earlier and was shattered, now in bed having a rest. Poor girl will be back to 11 or 12 hour days next week dealing with entitled brats and parents.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Three Mobile - Contract renewal

« on: 30 October 2020, 13:02:30 »

Reckon I could get by with 250Mb, as I really only use the phone at home on WiFi.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Three Mobile - Contract renewal

« on: 30 October 2020, 13:01:05 »

I pay £13 for 4Gb and unlimited minutes and texts with Three, on a 12 month SIMO deal. I've been with them for 15 years, but decided to buy my own Samsung from Argos this time.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jeremy Corbyn

« on: 30 October 2020, 12:43:51 »

Stop it with the accuracy, already. That's no way to run an election.

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General Discussion Area / Re: The thing from the attic...

« on: 30 October 2020, 12:42:26 »

I listened to the bit where she said she'd be fine for work on Monday 

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General Discussion Area / The thing from the attic...

« on: 30 October 2020, 10:47:45 »

.....has been down and put her bedding in the washing machine. She talked to me, then she talked to me again, then she talked to me some more. I think she's back to normal. 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jeremy Corbyn

« on: 29 October 2020, 21:43:22 »

It's the only answer, mate 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jeremy Corbyn

« on: 29 October 2020, 21:36:37 »

Put your hands in the air and move away from the booze, Rae 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jeremy Corbyn

« on: 29 October 2020, 21:33:26 »

Gove has written to Sir Kier Starmer regarding the EHRC report and Jeremy Corbyn's suspension. 

https://twitter.com/michaelgove/status/1321871058568359945

We all know Michaels mantra: Never kick a man till he's down. 

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General Car Chat / Re: New Headlight.....£1700

« on: 29 October 2020, 18:05:18 »

If you've broken your headlight, then you're likely to have had a shunt. That's what insurance is for, so they get to pay the inflated prices.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jeremy Corbyn

« on: 29 October 2020, 18:01:31 »

Apart from getting all frustrated and a little bit shouty, there's not much Labour can do until 2024. Shame.

Marcus Rashford will probably be Labour leader by then.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jeremy Corbyn

« on: 29 October 2020, 13:40:07 »

His brother is the only sane one in the family.

I'll bet it was a hoot in the house when those two were growing up. "Daaaaaad, Jeremy has cut the head off my Hitler figure".