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General Discussion Area / A Joke
« on: 20 March 2008, 18:22:19 »
A female brain cell happens to arrive in a man's head.
She looks around nervously,but all is empty and quiet.
'Hello?' she calls. But no reply.
'Is anyone here?' she cries a little louder.
Still no answer.
The female brain cell starts to feel alone and scared, and this time she yells at the top of her voice: Hello, is there anyone in here at all?'





Then from far, far away she heres a little voice:

'Hello up there - sorry, we're all down here!!!!' ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Off soon
« on: 20 March 2008, 21:22:15 »
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Hows the head, thought you were not going.
Have a good time, we go away tomorrow.
 :D :D :D

If i had felt rough we were gonna stay home, but sod it, need to recharge the batteries as they say. be all set up by 10 tomorrow, then out come the magners for a lazy weekend.. :y :y :y

Can i come? ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Off soon
« on: 20 March 2008, 21:15:21 »
Have a nice time hope it doesnt snow for ya

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General Discussion Area / Re: Loo-newbie your in luck......
« on: 20 March 2008, 21:24:40 »
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i recon i passed my exam today! :) dont recon i got a great mark but reccon i did enough to pass.

So i am not going to take it out on you. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

still waitin on my appology though!!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Daz doesnt do appologies!!! ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: What's the difference?
« on: 20 March 2008, 18:55:57 »
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Not very nice talkin about Daz like that. ;D ;D


Was actually and a fat one at that!! ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / What's the difference?
« on: 20 March 2008, 18:38:51 »

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?










A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying.

A prick is the guy who owns it!! ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Another Joke
« on: 20 March 2008, 18:26:09 »


What a woman says:

'This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and i need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear tomorrow if we dont do the laundry!!


What a man actually hears:

'Blah, blah. C'mon....blah, blah.
You and i.....blah,blah.
Lying on the floor...blah,blah.
No clothes...blah....blah. Now!!!! ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: An uncle again
« on: 04 March 2008, 10:51:39 »


Congratulations  to you all, hope Mum and baby are doin well  :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: FOUND IT.............
« on: 02 March 2008, 19:43:02 »
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Knew it was somewhere, that picture of LK at the lakes last year, here it is, enjoy :y ;D




Fancy him i do! You got his number? Maybe let me borrow his dress too! ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Etch a Sketch
« on: 02 March 2008, 15:00:46 »



 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: help what should i wear tonight........
« on: 29 February 2008, 14:58:41 »
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You should add suspenders and stockings to the voting ::)


Trust You ::)

Moi :-[
I am willing to wager that if stockings and suspenders were added most men would vote for those ;)


Nothing i can say to that one, but you men should try wearing them see how you like em then ;D

Now, Daz is into pink at the moment isn't he  :-/  ;D


Prefers Red to be honest ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: help what should i wear tonight........
« on: 29 February 2008, 14:46:36 »
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You should add suspenders and stockings to the voting ::)


Trust You ::)

Moi :-[
I am willing to wager that if stockings and suspenders were added most men would vote for those ;)


Nothing i can say to that one, but you men should try wearing them see how you like em then ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: help what should i wear tonight........
« on: 29 February 2008, 14:41:09 »
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You should add suspenders and stockings to the voting ::)


Trust You ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: help what should i wear tonight........
« on: 29 February 2008, 14:38:57 »
Little black dress always looks good, go for that one Marie!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jongleurs
« on: 28 February 2008, 11:50:38 »
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Has anyone been?
Going to the one in Nottingham on Saturday night, just wonderdered if its a good night?

Whats a Jongleur?

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