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General Discussion Area / xmas cracker jokes /mottos

« on: 25 December 2008, 17:36:25 »

has anybody found a gem of a cracker joke that has had you chuckling over your sprouts, or the one that requires the use of a bucket to catch your turkey & stuffing, just for starters,

Q/ why did the jelly baby go to school?

A/ because he wanted to be a smartie!

anybody beat that for the uggg factor??

anyway,,,,,,,,merry xmas to all oofers

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General Discussion Area / Re: Trumpton

« on: 23 December 2008, 00:48:21 »

andy pandy,
wooden tops,
bod,
bill & ben,
mr ben,
& im surprised nobody has mentioned the mr men!!!

2343

General Discussion Area / Re: Any American Wrestling Fans on the Forum?

« on: 23 December 2008, 18:34:35 »

i used to go & watch it at the pavillion in hemel as a youngster, managed to hit bobby barnes on the head with a custard cream , just to add i wasnt the only one throwing things at the unpopular wrestler seem to recall he was against les kellet

2344

General Discussion Area / Re: if a woman says

« on: 22 December 2008, 13:21:30 »

my mrs calls me her microwave hubby, i asked her why?, is it because im useful?? she said no!, its because you can do an hours sex in 2 minutes!!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: if a woman says

« on: 22 December 2008, 13:04:26 »

my mrs said she wants a diamond, so ive bought here a new stylus for the record deck so she can play her old records, & if that dont please her ive got her a woolworths gift voucher as well just to play safe

2346

General Discussion Area / Re: Anyone want to annoy a spammer

« on: 21 December 2008, 10:34:38 »

i found some more about this spammer,,,,,,,,,,http://forums.majorgeeks.com/showthread.php?t=169074        im not a p,c whizz but at least this gives you a bit more info

2347

General Discussion Area / Re: OOF Calendar sizes

« on: 21 December 2008, 10:20:33 »

i would let you use mine on the calendar, but its a bit old & looking tatty around the edges unless of course i get a newer model, & my miggy aint that good either

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General Discussion Area / Re: I took the plunge today.....

« on: 21 December 2008, 08:58:33 »

ive got a great attachment for driving in the dark, the only drawback is drying its fur after its been raining

2349

General Discussion Area / Re: Omega with recarro seats?

« on: 16 December 2008, 23:10:24 »

hmmm, i see they were careful not to get the rear seat into the picture, makes you wonder dont it

2350

General Discussion Area / Re: Speaking of eggnog . . .

« on: 13 December 2008, 22:45:55 »

if you put it in a pan would you end up with alcoholic scrabbled eggs??

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General Discussion Area / Re: god i am boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddd

« on: 13 December 2008, 22:34:53 »

as the rain wouldnt stop & the telly was crap, i dived into my dvd collection & watched father ted all afternoon,,,,quality viewing

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General Discussion Area / Re: My wife wants.....................................

« on: 10 December 2008, 11:04:18 »

is that before or after the pink fluffy interior accesories

2353

General Discussion Area / Re: projector lights careful cleaning them!

« on: 07 December 2008, 19:37:56 »

dont think they are worth spraying as you never get that mirror finish, as ive only lost a bit the size of a 10p i wont worry too much

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General Discussion Area / Re: projector lights careful cleaning them!

« on: 07 December 2008, 16:37:53 »

all i can say is if our water is that strong then id better not drive after a cuppa ,  just find it unbelievable that a coating can be that bad, didnt get that in the old monza days

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General Discussion Area / projector lights careful cleaning them!

« on: 07 December 2008, 16:28:57 »

ive just got hold of a pair of projector lights, one is o,k but the other has adjuster issue plus a leak, ive stripped off the lense & found that the reflectors were covered in a white dusty stuff, went to wipe it off with a damp cloth & the silver started to come off the reflector so now its got a yellow plastic patch where the silvering has come off, all i can say is what a crap coating, just thought id put this on here to warn others to be careful if attempting to clean these things