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General Discussion Area / Re: What is it with daughters?????
« on: 22 December 2011, 18:58:06 »
Daughters are like there mothers.
As they grow up, it doesn't take them long to work out how to wrap men round there little finger  ;)

We start as we mean to go on by teaching those male figures around us about the manner in which we wish to be kept! ;)

After Dad, we then train partners!  No good relying on you lot to work it out for yourselves! :P

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The perpitrator of said upset has been delt with

I think he's got what he deserves.....he's a big meanie! :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: She would've been 72 today.
« on: 20 December 2011, 13:16:28 »
Guy, hold on to the memories of what a wonderful person your Mum was and smile.
I know you're hurting but she really wouldn't want that for you.

Keep talking about her and she'll always be there.  Lots of love and a big hug to you. :-*

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General Discussion Area / Re: the 69 club
« on: 19 December 2011, 22:25:55 »
Realising my limitations (following surgery to repair an injury gained whilst on duty some years ago) I am quite good at a 34.5 -  for those females so interested. :P :P

Ooh Den!  That may have just raised the interest level! ;) :D :D :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: the 69 club
« on: 19 December 2011, 22:03:57 »
Thought that this was going to be an interesting thread.....


......Oh the disappointment! :( :( :D :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Happy Birthday Lazydocker
« on: 19 December 2011, 12:57:39 »
Happy Birthday!  :-*

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General Discussion Area / Re: Im back....
« on: 14 December 2011, 20:35:48 »
I'm knackered from finding other ways to amuse poor Jimbob! ;) ;)

Jenga, Uno, Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit, Monopoly.. easy ;D
Dishes, dusting, vacuuming, tidying - he'll make a lovely mother ;D

Now now TB there's no need to get personal! Just because he looks like he's due to give birth there's no need to call him a woman! :D :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Im back....
« on: 14 December 2011, 20:13:15 »
......and there was much rejoicing!



I'm knackered from finding other ways to amuse poor Jimbob! ;) ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Things slowly getting back to normal.
« on: 14 December 2011, 12:57:10 »
So sorry for your loss, our best wishes to you and your family. :'(

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General Discussion Area / Re: Getting banned ??????
« on: 14 December 2011, 08:43:59 »
;D you are all taking a chance are you :-X i will say no more ???
...said too much already b.y. Hehe

Poor Jimbob! :D >:( :( ;D >:( >:( ;D
Nah he deserved it. Name fiddler, and you knows it. ;)

And Nipple fiddler...... :D :D :D
hehe...

He didn't deserve it......Yay lot best watch out when his powers return! :-X :-X :y :P

I am trying to think how to respond, as I can not use my tongue, so...... :-* :-* :-*

Ooh err Mr......would you like to rethink that last post? ;) ;)

What will you do if I don't?......ha ha ha

What would you like me to do? ;) ;) ;)

Well you could make me that cup of tea you promised 3 years ago, at the next meet...... ::) ::) ::)

Present yourself and your cup when the kettles on then! ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Getting banned ??????
« on: 13 December 2011, 23:29:20 »
;D you are all taking a chance are you :-X i will say no more ???
...said too much already b.y. Hehe

Poor Jimbob! :D >:( :( ;D >:( >:( ;D
Nah he deserved it. Name fiddler, and you knows it. ;)

And Nipple fiddler...... :D :D :D
hehe...

He didn't deserve it......Yay lot best watch out when his powers return! :-X :-X :y :P

I am trying to think how to respond, as I can not use my tongue, so...... :-* :-* :-*

Ooh err Mr......would you like to rethink that last post? ;) ;)

What will you do if I don't?......ha ha ha

What would you like me to do? ;) ;) ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Getting banned ??????
« on: 13 December 2011, 23:20:06 »
;D you are all taking a chance are you :-X i will say no more ???
...said too much already b.y. Hehe

Poor Jimbob! :D >:( :( ;D >:( >:( ;D
Nah he deserved it. Name fiddler, and you knows it. ;)

And Nipple fiddler...... :D :D :D
hehe...

He didn't deserve it......Yay lot best watch out when his powers return! :-X :-X :y :P

I am trying to think how to respond, as I can not use my tongue, so...... :-* :-* :-*

Ooh err Mr......would you like to rethink that last post? ;) ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Getting banned ??????
« on: 13 December 2011, 23:12:09 »
;D you are all taking a chance are you :-X i will say no more ???
...said too much already b.y. Hehe

Poor Jimbob! :D >:( :( ;D >:( >:( ;D
Nah he deserved it. Name fiddler, and you knows it. ;)

And Nipple fiddler...... :D :D :D
hehe...

He didn't deserve it......Yay lot best watch out when his powers return! :-X :-X :y :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: Mariokart 9pm wed
« on: 13 December 2011, 23:02:26 »
I may consider letting him play with the bullies, if you'll promise to play nicely......




............and lift his rather ban for FFS! ;D >:(

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jimbob Ban - pole
« on: 13 December 2011, 23:00:13 »
Can nipple fondling be a true 'punishment' if mutually enjoyed :-\ I'd have voted for the nipple fondling BTW, but couldn't as it isn't on the list :P
 :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D

It Is now - this could be interesting  :o ::) :-*

I'd have voted for nipple fondling too......had my votes though. ;D >:(

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