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General Discussion Area / family fortunes
« on: 29 November 2010, 19:19:47 »
All genuine:  theres some real thickos around ;D

An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car: "Mouse.."

A food that has one or more holes in it: "Spaghetti.." (Anthony Costa was no doubt thinking of Spaghetti Hoops. The delightful Costa family also produced the 'cotton wool' answer below.)

Something made of wool: "Cotton wool.."

An animal with three letters: "Lion.."

A bad place to fall asleep: "Concrete.."

A French ferry port: "Dover.."

Something you mount: "A mountain.."

Something you lose when you get older: "Your purse.."

Something you would play with in the bath: "A bazooka.."

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.."

A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.."

Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler.."

A number you might have to memorise: "Seven.."

Something that makes you close your eyes: "Dark.."

Something that comes in pairs: "Rabbits.."

A way of toasting someone: "Over a fire.."

A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.."

An instrument you can play while walking in the street: "A cello.."

A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."

A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.."

A slang word for a girl: "Slag.."

An animal with horns: "A bee..."

A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.."

Something a bridegroom might wear: "A dress.."

Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals.."

An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit.."

Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass.."

Something you put out for the birds: "Worms.."

A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.."

A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot day.."

A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing Queen.."
(Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..")

Someone who works early hours: "A burglar.."

Something made to be wheeled around: "A hammer.."

A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded.."

A nickname for a slim person: "Slimmy.."

A measurement of liquid: "Paint.."

Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: "Pants.."

A famous Dick: "Carrot.."

A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A bear.."

Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: "Feeds your pets.."

Something that comes in 7's: "Fingers.."

A vocalist known by only one name: "Michael Jackson.."

A yellow fruit: "Orange.."

Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick Road.."

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding Hood.."

Something associated with Queen Victoria: "Her husbands.."

Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming: "Your legs.."

An animal that lives in the English countryside: "A lion.."


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General Discussion Area / ian tomlinson
« on: 29 November 2010, 13:33:23 »
At least there appears to be some sort of justice for Ian and his family. The copper is up on a misconduct hearing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11864361


273
General Discussion Area / egg heads
« on: 26 November 2010, 18:22:16 »
brilliant quiz show  anyone else watch it

274
General Discussion Area / taliban fighter disgrace
« on: 25 November 2010, 17:58:19 »
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/nov/24/uk-based-taliban-afghan...

A Taliban fighter in Dhani-Ghorri in northern Afghanistan last month told the Guardian he lived most of the time in east London, but came to Afghanistan for three months of the year for combat.

"I work as a minicab driver," said the man, who has the rank of a mid-level Taliban commander. "I make good money there [in the UK], you know. But these people are my friends and my family and it's my duty to come to fight the jihad with them."

"There are many people like me in London," he added. "We collect money for the jihad all year and come and fight if we can."

.....

Last year it was reported that RAF spy planes operating in Helmand in southern Afghanistan had detected strong Yorkshire and Birmingham accents on fighters using radios and telephones. They apparently spoke the main Afghan languages of Dari and Pashtu, but lapsed into English when they were lost for the right words. The threat was deemed sufficiently serious that spy planes have patrolled British skies in the hope of picking up the same voice signatures of the fighters after their return to the UK.

absolute disgrace :( :( :(

275
General Discussion Area / nz miners
« on: 24 November 2010, 19:11:28 »
not looking good on the news they said theres been another explosion  very sad news for their famalies and friends :(

276
General Discussion Area / text message
« on: 24 November 2010, 17:10:58 »
Sent to my phone from different numbers in the space of 3 minutes.

''Our records indicate you may be entitled to 3750 pounds for the accident you had. To claim for free reply with YES to this message.
To opt out text STOP''.


I must admit I always get jealous when some of you lot receive emails from Mr Adejakinfi, saying he will credit your account with 7.2 million dollars as long as you send him your bank details.

Looks like my prayers have been answered ;D ;D :D


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General Discussion Area / for my 200th post i give you
« on: 23 November 2010, 20:57:19 »
flies







278
General Discussion Area / take that
« on: 23 November 2010, 19:31:36 »
Due to popular demand, Take That are extending their tour, and will reward their fans by playing at Upton Park.


Just bet £20 that they win 3-0.

 :D :D ;D ;D

279
General Discussion Area / bad luck
« on: 22 November 2010, 17:16:45 »
a few months ago i did some work for a company that went bust qwing me £3000   and its happend again  leaving me £1800 out of pocket  to say im fuming is a understatement 
i think its time to close my business and work for a company and not have the worries anymore  in 15 years ive never known it so bad

on the plus side ive just sold my van to a neighbour so at least i can pay all my bills

so the jobhunting begins :( 

280
General Discussion Area / darts
« on: 21 November 2010, 21:26:57 »
anyone watching the grand slam   scotty waites just won although at one point was losing 8-0   was a superb final

281
General Discussion Area / apology
« on: 21 November 2010, 17:38:31 »
re the joke about alzhiemers  i would just like to apologise for the offence caused and for my stupid reply after turks post

so for turk and anyone else i offended i apologise   sometimes i should think before posting

282
General Discussion Area / pudsey bear night
« on: 19 November 2010, 21:28:21 »
anyone else watching   very sad to see what some of these kids go through   made my yearly donation of £100  always do it even if i cant really afford it   seeing these kids definately pulls at the old heartstrings   

283
General Discussion Area / pharmacology
« on: 19 November 2010, 21:20:22 »
n pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name. Panadol is Paracetamol, Amoxil is Amooxicillin, Nurofen is Ibuprofen and so on.

The Federal Drug Administration has been looking for a generic name for Viagra and have announced that it's not sure which to choose out of these...................

1) Mycoxafloppin
2) Mycoxafailin
3) Mydixadrupin
4) Mydixarizin
5) Mydixadudn
6) Dixafix, and of course




7)Ibepokin!  ;D ;D


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General Discussion Area / ultimate website "turd tracker"
« on: 19 November 2010, 16:50:25 »
http://www.flushtracker.com

Shove in your postcode and how long ago you had a dump and it shows you where your delivery is!

Mines currently traveled 5 miles and is over in greenwich

Great web"shite" ;D ;D


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General Discussion Area / snatch wars
« on: 17 November 2010, 17:51:03 »
warning contains swearing  snatch v star wars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo

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